Quote from Jerry in The Scofflaw
George: [to salesman] Well, maybe you could show me something else. Salesman: As I said, it'll be different once we design something specifically for you. But I don't think your friend here is being very helpful. Jerry: Oh, hey, I'm being helpful. I am the only one being helpful! Salesman: No, I don't think you're being helpful! I think you're being disruptive, and you make it very difficult for your friend here to improve his life! Jerry: Hey, I'm trying to prevent my friend from becoming one of those guys people snicker at behind their back, because they look ridiculous! No offence to you personally! Salesman: All you people with hair think you're so damn superior! You have no idea what it's like. You ever look down in the bottom of your tub and see a fist full of hair? How'd you like to start your day with that?! Jerry: All right! Take it easy! Take it easy.