George: I'll try some on and see how they look. It's just hair.
Jerry: You ever see what that thing looks like in the back? You got your natural little curls on the bottom, and then that big phony mat coming down on top of 'em.
George: Well, some of 'em look good. The ones that look good you don't even know about.
Jerry: What if you get involved with a woman? How are you gonna tell her?
George: The way they make them these days, I'll never have to tell her.
Jerry: So you keep it a secret your whole life, then at your funeral the mortician comes out, "Here, Mrs Costanza, I thought you might want this."