Jerry: And you know what else? He picked up that woman in the coffee shop.
George: The one who always sits by herself?
Jerry: Yeah!
George: How did he do that?
Jerry: Because he was brimming with confidence from the toupee.
George: Really? And Debby told me that she fell in love with him because he has all this perspective!
Jerry: She thinks a guy who lies about a life-threatening illness, so he can get some phony hair has perspective?