Quote from George in The Scofflaw
George: You still owe me a secret. Gary: All right, listen. There is something I haven't told you, all right? George: Yeah? Gary: Yeah, but uhm, you can't tell Jerry. George: What do think, I tell Jerry everything? It's not like he's my wife. Gary: Okay. Well, the thing is, I've been living a lie. George: Just one? I'm living like twenty. [chuckles] What's yours? Gary: Well, I [laughs] I never actually had cancer. [laughs] I'll see you.