Quote from Jerry in The Label Maker
Jerry: What are you gonna do about it? Elaine: I don't know, I guess I'll just get invited up to his apartment and see if he's got a label maker. Jerry: Why'd you get him a gift anyway? Elaine: Oh, he did some dental work for me and he didn't charge me so I thought I'd get him a Christmas present. Jerry: Yeah. Well, if you're getting him anything for his birthday, I'm a large.