Quote from Jerry in The Switch
Jerry: And the worst part of course is that she also possessed many of the other qualities prized by the superficial man. George: I see. Jerry: So as you can see, I've got a bit of a problem here. George: Well, if I hear you correctly, and I think that I do, my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never mention this to anyone again. Jerry: Can't be done, huh? George: The switch? Jerry: The switch. George: Can't be done. Jerry: I wonder.