George: Mr. Steinbrenner, can I talk to you for a second?
Mr. Steinbrenner: Yes, yes, George. Can you talk to me for a second? Of course you can. I'm a very accessible man. I just wanted to say you're doing great work on that Canola oil stuff.
George: Well, you know, to be honest, sir, my new secretary Ada, came up with that one.
Mr. Steinbrenner: Ada, Ada. I like that name, George.
George: She supports her whole family.
Mr. Steinbrenner: Is that a fact, George?
George: Yes, in fact, her mother is in the hospital right now. It's some kind of a Diverticulitis.
Mr. Steinbrenner: I had a bout of that myself one time. It knocked me right on my ass.
George: She can't even afford to go out to lunch. She's been eating in a high school cafeterias She pretends to be a teacher. It's pathetic.
Mr. Steinbrenner: What's that cost her, like, two and a quarter?
George: You know, what I was just thinking she could really use a raise.
Mr. Steinbrenner: You know, she'd be better off making a sandwich at home and bringing it in. [picks up the phone] Hello? Uh, George will you excuse me.