Quote from George in The Soup
George: I mean, it's not fair. I've been going there for 7 years. She's been there 3 weeks. Jerry: Not fair. George: If anyone should be forced to leave that place, it should be her! Jerry: She's on your turf. George: If only she could get fired. Is there any way that could happen? I mean, I know how to get myself fired. Jerry: You're the best. George: Well... But how do I get someone else fired? Jerry: Well as I see it, you've got to apply the same principles that get you fired, but redirected outwardly.