Quote from Elaine in The Chinese Woman
Jerry: Well, let's look back at your history with this woman. Okay? Elaine: Okay. Jerry: First, you encouraged her to join the army. She did. Elaine: She was lost. Jerry: Then you suggest she goes AWOL. She did. Elaine: Well, she didn't seem to be having so much fun. Jerry: You know, you better make sure you never tell this woman to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. Elaine: Well, if I have this much influence, I'll call her and tell her to get back together with him. That's all.