Quote from Kramer in The Big Salad
Elaine: Oh, how did you end up playing golf with him? Kramer: Well, I met him on the course a couple of years ago. Yeah. Played with him a lot. But today was it! We're on the fifteenth hole. Yeah, he's beating me by a couple of strokes. Then, he's about to hit his second shot, when, he picks up the ball and cleans it. Elaine: So what? Kramer: Umph! Sorry! But the rules clearly state that you cannot clean the ball unless it's on the green. The rules are very clear about that. Jerry: Certainly are. Kramer: Yeah, so I penalized him a stroke. Jerry: Ah, so what happened? Kramer: He lost it! We almost came to blows. We're like face to face, like a manager and an umpire. We're like, [rabid] "Hey, what are you talking about?!" "You think I'm gonna put up with that?!" Jerry: All right. You're in my face. Elaine: I still don't see what the big deal is. Kramer: A rule is a rule. And let's face it, without rules there's chaos.