Quote from Elaine in The Big Salad
Stationer: May I help you? Elaine: Yeah, uh, I'm looking for a Rolamech 1000. It's a mechanical pencil. Stationer: Oh, I know the Rolamech 1000. Elaine: No, I'm sure you do. Stationer: They're pretty expensive. Elaine: Well, it's for my boss. Stationer: What do you do? Elaine: Whatever. Stationer: Well, we don't have any in stock right now, but I would be happy to order it for you. Just give me your phone number and when it comes in I'll give you a call. You're name is? Elaine: Elaine. Stationer: Elaine. And your last name? Elaine: It's just Elaine. Like Cher. Stationer: And your number? Elaine: Uh, aw, KL5-239O. Stationer: Okay. Thanks a lot. You'll be hearing from me.