[As Jerry and George watch Miss Rhode Island's lackluster singing on TV]
Jerry: I heard those doves were really incredible.
George: That's a shame.
Jerry: It's like watching an animal get tortured.
George: Hey, hey! Yankee game. [changes channel]
Jerry: Oh, great! All right.
Announcer #1: And the Yankees take the field!
Announcer #2: What is with the Yankees? They look like they're having trouble running, they can't move!
Announcer #1: It's their uniforms, they're too tight, they've shrunk! They're running like penguins! Forget this game!
Announcer #2: Oh my God, Mattingly just split his pants!
Jerry: That's a shame.