[stand-up:]
Jerry: Coffee's a drink that seems to encourage a lot of accessories around it. Coffee cake, coffee table, coffee table book, klatches of people. Say what you want about alcohol, but not only are there not a lot of optional accessories, alcohol actually helps you get rid of things. Family, home, job, driver's license. In fact, at a certain point, the only thing you have to remember to get, is more alcohol. And maybe a rag for your squeegee.