Quote from Elaine in The Opposite
Elaine: You always break even. Jerry: Yeah, I know. Like yesterday, I lost a job, and then I got another one. And then I missed a TV show, and later on they re-ran it. And then today I missed a train, went outside and caught a bus. It never fails! I always even out! Elaine: Do you have twenty bucks? Jerry: What for? Elaine: Just give me twenty bucks. [throws the money out the window] Jerry: What the hell was that? Elaine: Let's see if you get the twenty bucks back. Jerry: You know, you could've thrown a pencil out the window and seen if that came back.