Kathie Lee Gifford: I don't know, maybe it's the hair or something!
Regis Philbin: Kramer. So, Kramer, a coffee table book about coffee tables. Where did you come up with this idea?
Kramer: Yeah, well, I'll tell you, Regis. Actually, this is a true story. I was skiing at the time.
Regis Philbin: You know, when I'm skiing, Kramer, I'm trying not to kill myself, and you're writing books!
Kramer: Yeah, well, now you kids don't go out and try that. You stay in school!
Kathie Lee Gifford: Have you always had an interest in coffee tables, because, really, I love coffee tables, and I thought I was the only one.
Kramer: You see the beauty of my book is, if you don't have a coffee table, it turns into a coffee table.