Quote from George in The Wife
George: Well, what was I supposed to do? Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe? Go all the way down to the other end? Come all the way back? Elaine: Did you ever hear of... holding it in? George: Oh, no... No, that's very bad for the kidneys. Elaine: How do you know? George: Medical journals! Jerry: Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?