[stand-up:]
Jerry: But once you put medicine in your cabinet, you're never using it again. Any medicine that you're using is on the sink. It's not really like a medicine cabinet. It's really like an ointment museum, isn't it? It's like, "Here's a salve from 1983. Some cream from the '70s. But you want to keep it private, because a medicine cabinet is a place that reveals our weaknesses and it can really throw off the balance between two people that might be going out. Somebody peeks in there and, "Oh, I see Mr. Perfect needs tough actin' Tinactin." Well, I'll be calling the relationship shots from now."