Quote from George in The Conversion
George: I can't believe how easy it is. I'm virtually Orthodox. All I have to do is read a few books, memorize a few prayers, and I'm in the club. Jerry: That's all there is to it? George: That's all there is to it. By Christmas day, I will be Brother Costanza. Jerry: And what is Brother Costanza planning on telling Mother Costanza? George: Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of silence.