Older Priest: Are you familiar with Orthodox theology?
George: Well, perhaps, not to the extent that you are. But I know the basic plot. Yeah.
Older Priest: Plot?
George: Yes. You know, the, uh, flood, and the, uh, lepers, and the commandments and all that.
Younger Priest: Well, it's obvious that you are sincere in your desire.
George: Oh, yes, I am, Father. Incredibly sincere. So, uh... am I in?
Older Priest: The first step would be to familiarize yourself with these texts.
George: Uh-uh. You see, Father, I'm... I'm incredibly anxious to become a member. Um, don't you offer any kind of an express conversion? A quick change?