Older Priest: Why do you want to accept the Latvian Orthodox faith?
George: [clears throat] In this age of uncertainty and confusion, a man begins to ask himself certain questions. How can one even begin to put into words something so um…
Older Priest: Enigmatic?
George: No.
Older Priest: Vast?
George: No, not vast.
Older Priest: Well, whatever it is, basically you like the religion.
George: Yes.
Younger Priest: Is there one aspect of the faith that you find particularly attractive?
George: ... I think the hats. The hats convey that solemn religious look you want in a faith. Very pious.