[stand-up:]
Jerry: The Swedish are very big massagers. You know, they like the Swedish meatballs, the Swedish massage. They like having meat in their hands, these people. For some reason. But it's weird because they have one of the highest suicide rates. They're always rubbing each other's necks all the time. For a neutral country, they seem kind of tense. I don't really like the idea of getting a professional massage. I don't want people touching me that don't know me and don't want to have sex with me. You know, what are you bothering me for? You've getting me all loosened up, juices flowing, and then, "That's it. Okay, you're done." It's like having chocolate rubbed all over your face. You wanna go, "Excuse me. I think you missed a spot."