Joel: Uh, boning up on football?
Elaine: Yeah, yeah. You know what? There are a lot of players named Dion these days. What a cool name, Dion. If I were gonna change my name, I'd go with Dion.
Joel: Dion Benes?
Elaine: Well, as a woman, it makes no sense. But, I mean, let's say I was you. And I decided I was gonna change my name for no real reasons whatsoever... Dion Rifkin. Wow! That is so cool.
Joel: D-Dion Rifkin?
Elaine: Well, maybe you're not the Dion type. Okay, then let's see, let's see, what do we got? Oh! Oh, oh, oh! O.J.! O.J. Rifkin! Oh, you don't even use a name, it's just initials. Oh please, please, please change your name to O.J.! Please, it would be so great!
Joel: Elaine! What is going on?