Quote from Kramer in The Barber
Kramer: This is the worst haircut Jerry's ever had. You gotta fix it. Gino: Sure, I fix it. But you gotta make sure you no tell anybody. He's a little crazy. I don't know what he'd do if he found out I touch Jerry's hair. [Enzo enters] So I love the Edward Scissorhands. That's the best movie I've ever seen. Enzo: Oh. Again with the Edward Scissorhands. How can you have hand like scissors, huh? Show me one person who's got hand like scissors. Gino: Hey, it's a beautiful dream. I'd love to be this man. Enzo: Did you ever think about what you're going to do on the toilet? [shouts] What are you going to do on the toilet? Kramer: I'd like to have shoehorn hands.