Quote from George in The Non-Fat Yogurt
George: The next morning, I woke up, and it was going like this. I can control it if I really concentrate. But otherwise, oh! Doctor: Yes, well, I'm going to have to be perfectly honest with you. George: Please, doctor. Doctor: I've examined you. George: Yes. Doctor: I've looked at your X-rays. George: Uh-huh. Doctor: And I find that there's absolutely nothing wrong with you. George: Hmm. Really? Nothing? Doctor: Nothing that would indicate involuntary spasms. George: Well, it's kind of a mystery, isn't it? Doctor: No, not really. George: How so? Doctor: May I suggest the possibility that you're faking? George: Faking? What makes you think that I have time to see doctors, take X-rays, make appointments, when there's absolutely nothing wrong with me? What kind of a person would do a thing like that? Doctor: I don't know what kind of a person would do something like that. Obviously a very sick person. A very immature person. A person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time. Good-bye. George: Now, see here, doctor. Doctor: I said, good-bye. George: Fine. [stands up, hits elbow on table] Ow!