Elaine: What is this about?
Jerry: I met this deaf lineswoman at the tennis match.
Elaine: You are kidding. That is amazing. I just took a car service from work and to get the driver to not talk to me, I pretended I was going deaf.
Jerry: Wow, good plan.
Elaine: Oh, it didn't work. He caught me hearing. I know it's terrible, but I'm not a terrible person.
Jerry & Kramer: No.
Elaine: When I shoo squirrels away, I always say "Get out of here." I never, ever throw things at them and try to injure them like other people.
Jerry: That's nice.
Elaine: Yeah. And when I see freaks in the street I never, ever stare at them. Yet, I'm careful not to look away. See, because I want to make the freaks feel comfortable.
Jerry: That's nice for the freaks.
Elaine: Yeah. And I don't poof up my hair when I go to a movie so people behind me can see.