Quote from Frank Costanza in The Sniffing Accountant
Frank Costanza: What do you mean you felt the material? What, with your fingers like this? George: So what? What is so bad about that? Estelle Costanza: Who goes around feeling people's material? What can be gained by feeling a person's material? It's insanity! Frank Costanza: What ever happened to, "Why, that's a lovely dress you have on. May I have this dance?"!