Jerry: I can't wear this puffy shirt on TV. I mean, look at it. It looks ridiculous!
Kramer: Well, you gotta wear it now. All those stores are stocking it based on the condition that you're gonna wear this on the TV show. The factory in New Jersey is already making them.
Jerry: They're making these?
Kramer: Yes, yes. This pirate trend that she's come up with, Jerry. This is gonna be the new look for the 90's. You're gonna be the first pirate.
Jerry: But I don't want to be a pirate!