Quote from Kramer in The Mango
Kramer: All right, now here's the list. Jerry: All this? It's too much. What do you need five mangoes for? Kramer: I like mangoes. Jerry: Avocado? I don't know how to pick out an avocado. Kramer: Well, they gotta be soft. Jerry: How soft? Kramer: Not too soft. Better too hard than too soft. Jerry: I'm not going through this every week, I tell you that right now. And what are these? Plums? What is that? Kramer: Yeah, now get the ones that are red on the inside. Jerry: Well, how do I know what they look like on the inside? What do they look like on the outside? Kramer: Oh! And get some plantains. Jerry: Plantains? Kramer: Yeah. Jerry: What the hell is a plantain? Kramer: It's part of the banana family. It's a delicacy. Jerry: You're not getting any plantains.