[stand-up:]
Jerry: The handicapped parking spot is the mirage of the parking desert. Do you know that feeling? You see it there in the distance. It's almost- You can't believe your eyes. It's too good to be true. It's a big, wide spot. It's right by the entrance. Somehow everybody missed it. What is the handicapped parking situation at the Special Olympics? [audience groans] They must have to stack, like, a hundred cars into those two spots. How else are they gonna do it?