Quote from Jerry in The Junior Mint
[stand-up:] Jerry: Ages zero through ten, candy is your life. There's nothing else. Family, friends, school. They're only obstacles in the way of getting more candy. And you have your favorite candies that you love. You know, "I love those. I hate those. I hate those. I love those". And only a seven year old kid can taste the difference between, like, a red M&M and a light brown M&M. That's two totally different things when you're seven years old. "Well, your red is more of a main course M&M, but the brown is more of a mellower flavor. It's an after dinner M&M, really''.