Quote from George in The Implant
Clerk: All right sir, now all I need is a death certificate and you'll be on your way. George: Well, you see, what happened was, um... The doctor... The very same doctor that was attending to my late aunt suffered an untimely stroke, and lost the use of his right hand, so... Obviously, I was unable to get the death certificate. However, I do have this. [takes out a Polaroid] Clerk: What's this? George: That's a picture of me next to the coffin. Clerk: Nice try. George: Not even close, huh? Clerk: No.