Elaine: Anyway, they're real.
Jerry: Excuse me?!
Elaine: I think they might be real.
Jerry: Oh, what do you know? You have no breast touching experience.
Elaine: I've touched mine!
Jerry: So have I.
Elaine: Oh, right, I forgot.
Jerry: Anyway, touching two breasts doesn't make you an expert.
Elaine: All right, well, anyway, I think they're real. And if they are, I must say they are... spectacular.
Jerry: Aw, what are you doing to me?