Quote from Kramer in The Implant
George: It's in Detroit, though. That's an expensive flight. Kramer: Why don't you get a "death in the family" fare? George: What? Kramer: You go to the airlines, you tell them you have a death in the family? They give you 50% off the fare. George: Really? Kramer: In fact, listen, I'll go down there with you. You know, we'll tell them there's a death in my family, you buy the ticket, I'll split it. Then I'll get the bonus miles and you'll get to Detroit for a quarter of the price!