Jerry: What's all this stuff?
Sid: Trash. Garbage.
Jerry: You're throwing this out?
Sid: I believe that's what you do with garbage, you idiot.
Jerry: You don't want any of this?
Sid: Well, if I wanted it I wouldn't be throwing it away, Einstein.
Jerry: You know I have some friends who would really like to have these.
Sid: Well, take it. I'm sure as hell not going to give it to my family.
Jerry: Well, do you want to go out for a walk, get a cup of coffee?
Sid: With you? I'd rather be dead.
Jerry: Well, maybe I'll get goin' then. I just remembered I got an appointment to get my, um, tonsils out.
Sid: Good. Thank God. Good riddance. Oh listen, before you go, would you mind changing my diaper? [laughs]