George: I can't believe this! What was wrong with it? What didn't you like about it?
Dana: It wasn't funny.
George: It wasn't funny? What, are you kidding?
Dana: No, I didn't find it funny.
George: You didn't find it funny?! This is what I'm paying for?
Dana: Well, that whole story line about a guy who gets into a car accident, doesn't have any insurance, so the judge sentences him to be a butler? I didn't really buy that.
George: Let me tell you who did, uh, buy it. Uh, we pitched this story to Russell Dalrymple, the president of NBC, and he ate it up with a spoon.
Dana: George, if you're going to be in a creative field, you're going to have to learn how to deal with criticism.
George: How's this for criticism? Um... You stink. How do like that criticism? You know what's funny to me? That diploma up on the wall. That is my idea of comedy! You sitting here, telling people what to do.
Dana: I think you'd better go.
George: Oh, I'm going baby. I'm going. [heads for the door, stops] It's Jerry's fault. He took out all my good lines. He's such a control freak!