[stand-up:]
Jerry: But I have to admit that I like flying. I like those little bathrooms that they have on the plane. It's kind of like a small apartment of your own on the plane. You go in, you close the door, the light comes on. It's like a little surprise party every time you go in there. But the worst way of flying, I think is "standby". You ever fly standby? It never works. You know, that's why they call it standby, you stand there going "Bye!" So I was on this flight where the flight attendant. It was her first day on the job so they didn't have a uniform for her yet, and that really makes a big difference. I mean, this is just some regular person coming over to you going, "Would you mind bringing your seat back all the way up?" It's like, "Who the hell are you?!" She says, "Well, I'm the flight attendant." "Oh, yeah? Well, I'm the pilot, all right? So why don't you sit down? I'm about to bring her in."