Quote from Elaine in The Airport
Jerry: Excuse me. My friend and I here, we were having a discussion and we were wondering what you usually get for a tip. Skycap: Depends on the person, depends on the bag. Jerry: Uh, how about a couple of people like us. Skycap: People like you? I wouldn't expect much, you don't even look like you know what you're doing... Jerry: Come on, seriously... Skycap: Well, since you asked, usually, I get five dollars a bag. Elaine: What!? Skycap: That's right. Elaine: Five dollars a bag? I don't think so. Skycap: Look, you asked, I told you. Elaine: You got some nerve trying to take advantage of us. Jerry: All right, look, we're late. Thank you very much. Elaine: You're lucky I don't report you. Skycap: [picks up Jerry's two bags] JFK. [then Elaine's:] Honolulu.