Elaine: [inner monologue] Oh, look at this... He's sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. Maybe he'll wake up soon. What if my kidneys burst? Is it worth it not to wake this man up to damage a major organ? I hope this disgusting slob appreciates what I'm doing for him... [looking at the woman next to her] Yeah, make a little more noise with your gum, that's helpful.