Quote from Jerry in The Virgin
[stand-up:] Jerry: In ancient tribal cultures, they would actually sacrifice a virgin. They thought that would do something. They would find some girl who had never been out with anybody, and they would throw her into a volcano. I mean, there's a first date you'll never forget. She winds up in heaven talking to Chuck Woolery. "So tell me, Lisa, how did the date end? "Not well, Chuck. Not well." "Well, if you'd like to be thrown into a volcano again, we'll pay for it."