Jerry: What else did you say to her?
Elaine: Nothing. I was just giving her the straight dope.
Jerry: More like a dope was giving it to her straight. Another cup of coffee with you, she'll wind up in a convent.
Elaine: Listen, there was a lot more I could've told her, believe me.
Jerry: What is that about leaving after sex? Did I ever leave with you?
Elaine: You might've if I'd stayed. So you know what? I got served with papers today. Ping is suing me. I need your virgin as a witness. You better be nice to her.
Jerry: I was trying to be.