Jerry: Will you let me pay just once?
Morty Seinfeld: You're out of your mind.
Jerry: How you gonna pay? You don't even have a wallet!
Morty Seinfeld: Don't worry about it.
Jerry: What are you gonna do?
Morty Seinfeld: What's the difference? We'll figure something out.
Helen Seinfeld: You're not paying.
Jerry: All right, fine. You figure something out. I'd be very curious to know how you pick up a check with no money. 'cause if this works, the whole monetary system's obsolete, we're back to wampum. (standing) I'm going to the bathroom. [walks away]
Morty Seinfeld: How the hell am I gonna pay for this?