Quote from Morty Seinfeld in The Wallet
Morty Seinfeld: So, when do I get to see the doctor? Nurse: He'll be in with the X-Rays in a few minutes. You can get dressed. [leaves] Morty Seinfeld: [grabs his pants] They stole my wallet. The bum stole my wallet. [opens door] My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone. I had my wallet in my back pocket. It’s gone. Nurse: Are you sure? Morty Seinfeld: Yes, I'm sure. I went in to get my X-Ray Somebody takes my wallet. Is that the operation here? Dr. Dembrow: [enters] Mr. Seinfeld, I'm Dr. Dembrow. I've been going over your X-rays. Morty Seinfeld: I'm not interested in the X-rays. I want my money back. Somebody stole my wallet. I had $225 in there. Dr. Dembrow: Why, I don't see how something like that could have happened. Morty Seinfeld: Oh, you don't see? You don't see. Well, it happened. Believe me.