Quote from Morty Seinfeld in The Wallet
Uncle Leo: Hello. Hello. Jerry: Hi, Uncle Leo. Uncle Leo: I just talked to Dr. Debrow's son. He said they almost had to call the police. Morty Seinfeld: What are you talking about? I'm the one who should have called the police. They stole my wallet. Uncle Leo: You know how hard it was for me to get that appointment for you? You can't just walk in on this guy. He did me a personal favor. Morty Seinfeld: All right, Leo. Uncle Leo: And you walked out without paying. Morty Seinfeld: How was I supposed to pay? I didn't have my wallet.