Quote from Morty Seinfeld in The Wallet
Jerry: So you didn't even let the doctor treat you? Morty Seinfeld: I wouldn't give him the satisfaction. Helen Seinfeld: Why did you leave your wallet in your pants? Morty Seinfeld: What are you talking about? What was I supposed to hide it somewhere? Helen Seinfeld: Well. You could have taken it with you. Morty Seinfeld: Oh, yeah, I'd be lying on the X-Ray table with my wallet in my mouth.