[stand-up:]
Jerry: So, baseball season is starting. I'm very excited about that. Did you ever sneak down to better seats at the game and get caught by the usher? When you're a kid, it doesn't matter, because you're always getting chased from every place anyway, so... When you're an adult, it's really embarrassing to get caught. You have to pretend like there's some confusion. So you put on this whole act. You're looking at the tickets. "I don't understand how this could have happened. Let me see what happened. Oh, I understand. These are very good seats. I have very bad seats. That's the misunderstanding."