Quote from Elaine in The Letter
Elaine: I could've been at my boss' son's bris right now. George: That's what you were supposed to do that? Elaine: [shrugs] Yeah. What makes you think anyone would want to go to a circumcision? George: I'd rather go to a hanging. Elaine: Is it that unattractive they have to take it off? George: Have you ever seen one with it? Elaine: No. George: You wouldn't even know what it was. Elaine: Anyway, I called him back... I told him I had to go visit my father in the hospital in Maryland.