Elaine: I could've been at my boss' son's bris right now.
George: That's what you were supposed to do that?
Elaine: [shrugs] Yeah. What makes you think anyone would want to go to a circumcision?
George: I'd rather go to a hanging.
Elaine: Is it that unattractive they have to take it off?
George: Have you ever seen one with it?
Elaine: No.
George: You wouldn't even know what it was.
Elaine: Anyway, I called him back... I told him I had to go visit my father in the hospital in Maryland.