Michael: [on the phone] Hi, it's Michael.
Elaine: Hi, Michael!
Michael: Is Robin there?
Elaine: Robin? No, why?
Michael: Uh, she said she was going to be with you.
Elaine: No, I haven't spoken to her all day... Uh, yeah right, um... As a matter of fact, um, she was here, and she uh, left a note, but I wasn't here, but I have the note, uh, right here.
Michael: If she's not with you, then where is she?
Elaine: Well I, I don't know.
Michael: Is she with your bald friend from the other night?!
Elaine: No. No. Come on Michael!
Michael: He's finished! I'm going to sew his ass to his face! I'm going to twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows! I'm going to break his joints, and reattach them! [sneezes]
Elaine: You're so good looking.