[stand-up:]
Jerry: You know what I never get with the limo? The tainted windows on the limo. I mean, nobody cares who's in the limo anyway. You see a limo go by, you know it's either a rich guy, or 50 prom kids with $1.75 each. Being in the back of a limo... I'm sorry, it's just not that cool. Most of the time, you feel like you're in some, like, depressing single guy's apartment, like, from 1975. All that maroon Velour furniture, a couple of bottles of wine, three cassette tapes. You're counting, there must've been 10,000 asses already on this seat.