Quote from Jerry in The Boyfriend
Jerry: What happened to your head when you got hit? Kramer: Well. Uh, well my head went back and to the left. Jerry: Say that again. Kramer: Back and to the left Jerry: Back and to the left. Back and to the left. Elaine: So, what are you saying? Jerry: I am saying that the spit could not have come from behind. That there had to have been a second spitter, behind the bushes on the gravelly road. If the spitter was behind you as you claimed, that would have caused your head to pitch forward. Elaine: So the spit could have only come from the front and to the right. Jerry: But that is not what they would have you believe. Newman: I'm leaving. Jerry's a nut. [exits] Kramer: Wait, wait... [exits] Jerry: The sad thing is we may never know the real truth.