Jerry: So we start the intervention. And it was pretty ugly from the get go. He's not listening, he's hostile, he's talking back.
George: I can't do these puzzles.
Jerry: So he starts to get up... Suddenly, he spots the Pez dispenser on the coffee table.
George: [chuckles] The Pez dispenser.
Jerry: He picks it up. He stares at it. It's like he's hypnotized by it. Then he's telling us this story about how, when he was a kid, he was in the car with his father, and his father was trying to load one of them.
George: Well, they're hard to load.
Jerry: Tell me something I don't know. So as the father's trying to load it, he loses control of the car and it crashes into a high school cafeteria. Nobody's hurt but Pez is all over the car. And the dispenser was destroyed virtually beyond recognition.
George: Poor kid.
Jerry: So as he's telling the story he starts crying.
George: What did you do?
Jerry: What do you think? I gave him my PEZ dispenser.
George: Wow.
Jerry: Two hours later, he checks into Smither's clinic. I talked to the doctor yesterday. He's doing great on the rehab. He's hooked on PEZ. He's eating them like there's no tomorrow.
George: What's a three letter word for candy?
Jerry: I can't do those things.